dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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