First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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