even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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