My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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