It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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