I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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