Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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