So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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