I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize