at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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