i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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