i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
hey u leave my anime porn out of this