Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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