Ambien. No doubt about it.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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