I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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