omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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