That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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