Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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