ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Quick, to the slutcave!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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