So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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