Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
