Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
