How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
