On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just gift wrapped bread.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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