At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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