i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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