Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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