I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Couch. On fire.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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