The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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