For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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