Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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