is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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