What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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