Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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