I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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