so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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