literally had 100 drinks last night.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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