i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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