there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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