You really coming over, don't trick.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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