he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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