We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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