Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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