Please, let me fuck your mom
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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