Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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