We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision