ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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