just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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