K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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