My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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