ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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