This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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