also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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