my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Drunk is not a location!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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