This is not my ceiling
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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