So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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