Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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