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Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I am in a vortex of obligation.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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