they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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