you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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