Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
How external is "for external use only"?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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