her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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