Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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